How would one....????

Okies, I have had a mishap withthe works fax machine. It's kinda eaten the paper.. I can't get it back out without tearing which I don't really want to do. It also has my name on it so everyone will know that it's mine.

I have walked away for the time being but I will have to back and fix it - trouble is how do I do it without everyone seeing?

Put it in the microwave... that'd fix it for sure!! And squirt the paper with water so ink runs and your name is removed from the paper.

I'll be hanging around for a while waiting for my thanks!

FOZZIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont go giving the girl ideas............. lol....... though it WILL keep us amused for a while longer...... lol........

Um Ritchie, I would just be saying it ate a bit of paper before yours and must have some of it stuck in there.........

*sob* I typed a good reply but it did a Ritchie and disappeared on me.....typical


Fozzie bear you forgot one vital tool

A FORK....

Yes a good ole fork.


Forks are useful for :
* pushing and stabbing jammed bits of paper
* unclogging videos stuck in video machines
* putting into the microwave on high for 2 minutes when you are bored.


yes good ole versatile forks.....good for every spesh occasion.

Hehheeh Buttons, I was just gonna suggest a fork too! lol............

But I was gonna put a disclaimer:

Kids, DONT try this at home, Forks are specifically for the use of Ritchie only if used for anything other than eating your dinner with.......

You spoil all the fun Shell.

Ha ha! I fixed it all by meself - with a fork. Kinda stabbed it in there and presto! I pulled out the offending piece of papaer along with someone else's piece of paper!

Twasn't my fault at all you see.

See forks are good for all occasions!