My New Mate
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My New Mate
Is a lil Fat Fake Irish Air con Fix it man - named Fatty Finn.
He has been "fixing" the air con for over 2 weeks now and in that time has driven everyone up the wall, stripped down to his barre skin, taken his shoes, got stuck in the vent countless times, got left up inthe vent on a Friday night (well, we didn't know he was there, honest) bored everyone with his stories and had a marriage break down.
he seems to think I'm his new best mate and is telling me that his life is complete as his dog is back living with him (wifey took off with the mutt, a poodle called Fifi *snigger*) I have endured countless tears and tissues as he was telling me about poor Fifi *sigh* bless him.
I always seem to get em *sigh again*
stay tuned for more Fatty Finn updates....
He has been "fixing" the air con for over 2 weeks now and in that time has driven everyone up the wall, stripped down to his barre skin, taken his shoes, got stuck in the vent countless times, got left up inthe vent on a Friday night (well, we didn't know he was there, honest) bored everyone with his stories and had a marriage break down.
he seems to think I'm his new best mate and is telling me that his life is complete as his dog is back living with him (wifey took off with the mutt, a poodle called Fifi *snigger*) I have endured countless tears and tissues as he was telling me about poor Fifi *sigh* bless him.
I always seem to get em *sigh again*
stay tuned for more Fatty Finn updates....
Ritchie- Posts : 68
Join date : 2008-09-03
Age : 43
Location : McLaren Vale
Re: My New Mate
You forgot to put the bit in where he took it upon himself to sleep overnight there!
Buttons- Posts : 85
Join date : 2008-09-03
Re: My New Mate
Yes, sorry Buttons - yes, he actually slept there overnight, nestled in the insulation as he couldn't stay at home (too many memories)
It seems wifey has run off with a 30 something year old toy boy (FF is 70ish)
Oh dear *snarf*
It seems wifey has run off with a 30 something year old toy boy (FF is 70ish)
Oh dear *snarf*
Ritchie- Posts : 68
Join date : 2008-09-03
Age : 43
Location : McLaren Vale
Re: My New Mate
Gawd... I can't handle people like that!
I go out of my way to stay away from them! They generally end up getting the idea not to talk to me (yes, I'm a nasty person)
I go out of my way to stay away from them! They generally end up getting the idea not to talk to me (yes, I'm a nasty person)
Fozzie- Posts : 74
Join date : 2008-09-03
Re: My New Mate
Yes, but I just seem to attract those sort of people *sigh*
I am very nasty tho (aren't I Buttons, you tell em....)
I am very nasty tho (aren't I Buttons, you tell em....)
Ritchie- Posts : 68
Join date : 2008-09-03
Age : 43
Location : McLaren Vale
Re: My New Mate
Well we already decided that you are the evil twin Ritchie....that goes without saying.
I believe the toy boy was his bestus mate too wasn't it?
I believe the toy boy was his bestus mate too wasn't it?
Buttons- Posts : 85
Join date : 2008-09-03
Re: My New Mate
*nods* sure was...
Kinda like desperate housewives..
cept with an old couple and a poodle called fifi!
He's hit his head on his ladder now... the man's not all there!
Kinda like desperate housewives..
cept with an old couple and a poodle called fifi!
He's hit his head on his ladder now... the man's not all there!
Ritchie- Posts : 68
Join date : 2008-09-03
Age : 43
Location : McLaren Vale
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