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My New Mate

Post  Ritchie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:39 am

Is a lil Fat Fake Irish Air con Fix it man - named Fatty Finn.

He has been "fixing" the air con for over 2 weeks now and in that time has driven everyone up the wall, stripped down to his barre skin, taken his shoes, got stuck in the vent countless times, got left up inthe vent on a Friday night (well, we didn't know he was there, honest) bored everyone with his stories and had a marriage break down.

he seems to think I'm his new best mate and is telling me that his life is complete as his dog is back living with him (wifey took off with the mutt, a poodle called Fifi *snigger*) I have endured countless tears and tissues as he was telling me about poor Fifi *sigh* bless him.

I always seem to get em *sigh again*
stay tuned for more Fatty Finn updates....

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Re: My New Mate

Post  Buttons on Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:44 am

You forgot to put the bit in where he took it upon himself to sleep overnight there!
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Post  Ritchie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:47 am

Yes, sorry Buttons - yes, he actually slept there overnight, nestled in the insulation as he couldn't stay at home (too many memories)

It seems wifey has run off with a 30 something year old toy boy (FF is 70ish)

Oh dear *snarf*

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Post  Fozzie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:51 am

Gawd... I can't handle people like that!

I go out of my way to stay away from them! They generally end up getting the idea not to talk to me (yes, I'm a nasty person)
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Post  Ritchie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:53 am

Yes, but I just seem to attract those sort of people *sigh*
I am very nasty tho (aren't I Buttons, you tell em....)

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Post  Buttons on Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:54 am

Well we already decided that you are the evil twin Ritchie....that goes without saying.


I believe the toy boy was his bestus mate too wasn't it?
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Post  Ritchie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:01 am

*nods* sure was...

Kinda like desperate housewives..
cept with an old couple and a poodle called fifi!
He's hit his head on his ladder now... the man's not all there!

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Post  Fozzie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:07 am

*snort*... silly bugger!
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Post  Buttons on Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:11 am

Poor lil man
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