Magpies - am I the only one?

I hates em! just got swooped at work when I moved my car.

I am bleeding now... rotters.

Yes you are the only one. This is a Ritchie thing you see.


*snigger*

*slaps butt of all jokes*

They gets me at home, at mum's, at my old work and now here.

I have never done them any bad but this is ridiculous! the one's at mum's swoop all year round

Well you could always wear an ice cream container hat? I believe they're the spring rage at the moment.

Just get a big texta and draw some eyes and an evil looking mouth on the back of it.

No magpie would be game......

already done that mate... even put sparkly things on the top of it.

Mummy made a elastic under the chin keeper onner so it wouldn't get knocked off during the onslought.

Maggies loved it!

hmm, back to the drawing board then...perhaps you are using the wrong coloured one?

hmm, back to the drawing board then...perhaps you are using the wrong coloured one?

Yup... they know Ritchie... they know about you!!

You could also try a bike hat with cable ties sticking up!! But the only catch is... you'd look funny!

Am I the only one that's been attacked by a mud/ magpie lark thing?

At home I walk around with my horse riding helmet complet with dressage whip swirling around above my head... works a treat but your arms start to hurt after a while

Hmmmmmmm thankfully we dont have Magpies that do that here.......... hehehehe......

Actually, we probably do, just that Ive not encountered one yet! lol.......