http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/-t1.htm Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:37:41 GMT 10 http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/12/06/99/21/forumh12.jpg http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/-t1.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/oh-dear-i-ve-done-it-again-t74.htm Ritchie i burn't myself.. see it wasn't really ALL my fault. My new bike kinda threw me an then sat on me and possible farted on me so I have a burn sorta behind and sorta to the side of me knee. Bloody hell (i kicked the bike real hard *snigger*) any way it blistered straight away but it burst.. crap. I've been told that this means it will get infected and my leg will fall off so I'm thinking about keeping a photographic diary as it rots and send it in to stinkymeat .com At least ... Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:37:41 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/oh-dear-i-ve-done-it-again-t74.htm#405 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/oh-dear-i-ve-done-it-again-t74.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/fatty-finn-update-the-best-one-yet-t68.htm Ritchie So me best mate came back yesterday. All was well until he fell outta the ceiling and onto me desk... in just his knickers. Anyway to cut a long story short, this morning one of our managers got up on the ladder himself to see what exactly FF was doing with all of his time... There was a stash of playboy and Ralph mags up there... we now know exactly what he was up to. So they called him in this morning for a wee chat. All staff could see what was happening.. there was tears, ... Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:24:14 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/fatty-finn-update-the-best-one-yet-t68.htm#375 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/fatty-finn-update-the-best-one-yet-t68.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/i-m-in-a-bad-fix-t66.htm Ritchie
See, last week I had a day off. Just a wee lill day for mental health purposes mainly. Didn't actually go to the doc's (although the doc suggested it)

I need a doc's certificate. I dun't have one. I maybe sorta said I'd produce one

What do I do cos I am in a fix?]]> Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:39:41 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/i-m-in-a-bad-fix-t66.htm#352 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/i-m-in-a-bad-fix-t66.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/speedibeetbugger-t55.htm Buttons
I did a Ritchie.....


bugger.


Would any good persons know how to remove speedibeet from carpet of spanky spiffy new car belonging to OH?

Bucket was leaking and I didn't realise.

OH isn't gonna be too happy, hopefully it dosen't cook much in the sun today.]]> Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:49:44 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/speedibeetbugger-t55.htm#264 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/speedibeetbugger-t55.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/uses-for-forks-t51.htm Ritchie How many uses for the humble fork, can we think of?

Spear splinters outta oneself
manipulate CDs outta CD players
Break up stuck n hard as nails toffee from one's best saucepan



and that's just 3!]]> Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:58:32 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/uses-for-forks-t51.htm#215 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/uses-for-forks-t51.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/how-would-one-t48.htm Ritchie
I have walked away for the time being but I will have to back and fix it - trouble is how do I do it without everyone seeing? ]]> Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:49:56 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/how-would-one-t48.htm#203 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/how-would-one-t48.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/i-did-a-ritchie-t45.htm Shell I did, I did a Ritchie.......... it wasnt MY fault.......... At least I dont think it was anyhow........... sorta.........well, ok, so YES I did kind of take to my cars engine with a pair of scissors and kind of cut a wire, but I kind of had to cos it wouldnt stop beeping at me....... and not just a little 'beep beep' but a long HOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK HOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNK over and over and over and over and I had to make it stop............ I spose I should start at the beginning......... ... Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:10:36 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/i-did-a-ritchie-t45.htm#192 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/i-did-a-ritchie-t45.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/magpies-am-i-the-only-one-t43.htm Ritchie
I am bleeding now... rotters.]]> Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:40:12 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/magpies-am-i-the-only-one-t43.htm#177 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/magpies-am-i-the-only-one-t43.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/fatty-finn-t40.htm Ritchie
Can't wait until Monday, such entertainment to be had *snigger*]]> Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:57:48 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/fatty-finn-t40.htm#150 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/fatty-finn-t40.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/oh-dear-oh-dear-t33.htm Ritchie
I've spilt hand lotion on my keyboard again.

How would one get it out? without drawing attention to myself?]]> Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:14:50 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/oh-dear-oh-dear-t33.htm#103 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/oh-dear-oh-dear-t33.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/my-new-mate-t25.htm Ritchie Is a lil Fat Fake Irish Air con Fix it man - named Fatty Finn. He has been "fixing" the air con for over 2 weeks now and in that time has driven everyone up the wall, stripped down to his barre skin, taken his shoes, got stuck in the vent countless times, got left up inthe vent on a Friday night (well, we didn't know he was there, honest) bored everyone with his stories and had a marriage break down. he seems to think I'm his new best mate and is telling me that his life is ... Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:39:40 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/my-new-mate-t25.htm#61 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/my-new-mate-t25.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/wow-me-own-room-t30.htm Ritchie Me own room
I'll keep it real tidy (cept if I spill something in it)

Nothings really happened in the last 1/2 hour or so but I'll let ya know when it does...
Can Buttons have a room too - Buttons room - the butt of all jokes *snigger*]]> Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:32:53 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/wow-me-own-room-t30.htm#88 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/wow-me-own-room-t30.htm http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/oh-crumbs-t24.htm Ritchie I think I've just done something really really bad - I've put a tiny drop of diesel in the companies mini moke. Oh dear. Rang the RAA and they said that as it was only a small amount (1/2 litre) I can just fill it up with premium and she should be right. Oh dear... me accidenty pronyness is back. oh dear.. Ritchies Ramblings... warning - much humor to be found in Ritchies posts! Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:26:11 GMT http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/oh-crumbs-t24.htm#58 http://cmsporthorses.forumotion.net/ritchies-ramblings-warning-much-humor-to-be-found-in-ritchies-posts-f9/oh-crumbs-t24.htm